The Bizarre Abyss in cooperation with Apollyon is always willing to add to the dispair of the
nether regions as part of our plot to take over the world. One of the ways that we can do this
is to, well, buy your soul. Since most of you parasitic mortals have rather materialistic
desires, The Bizarre Abyss, along with the cooperation of Apollyon, is more than willing
to provide you with them. And we just want one teensy-weensy little thing in return:
YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL
Now, that's not too big of a price to ask, we think, since you aren't really using it,
and probably never will. It's such a tiny thing. And since you have found your way
here, you probably don't have much of a chance getting past St. Peter at the gates
anyway. Besides, Hell is filled with excellent real-estate, and since The
Bizarre Abyss is in coordination with Apollyon on this, we can probably get
you a cut rate on a decent place.
Com'on... you know you want too...
Procedure:
First, fill out this form and tell us your hearts desire.
We will mail you a confirmation notice with a "SoulCode".
You will then be included on the list of the Souls of Apollyon.
Just fill out this little form . . .
NO... I DON'T WANT TO SELL MY SOUL!
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