Congratulations! We have accepted your terms for the sale of your soul at the point of your
demise. You are in control. You are in command of your desitiny, and THE BIZARRE ABYSS, in
cooperation with Apollyon, is helping you get there... you parasitic infidel of a so-called
human-being...
Did you think we actually needed your email address? Your IP No. is all we needed. We are
the God's of the underworld. We know who you are and where you are... AND WE WILL COLLECT!
You will receive confirmation of your agreement with us at the time of your demise.
It continually brings large, Grinch-like smiles to our faces that the world is filled
with idiot leaches willing to trade that one precious spark, the only thing worthwhile
they possess, for some paltry materialist trinkets or microscopic levels of power.
Enjoy the bargain while your life lasts, mortal, because on your deathbed it will
not be a white light you see but a bunch of demonic lawyers waiting to take you away.
MUAHAHAH AAHAHAAHAAH HAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAH *cough* *splutter*...
In today's modern world, we no longer have a need for signing in blood, your digitial
fingerprint is more than sufficient...
~We Own~
~Souls - Including Yours~
Since you've sold us your soul we thought we would be fair and offer
you a way to get it back...
READ THE SOUL BUY-BACK OFFER NOW
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